What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:22
-mwahh
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
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“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]